Filip Brož: koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim? Thaum kawg yog hnub Friday thiab kuv muaj hnub so dawb ua ntej kuv. Lub caij ntuj sov tab tom pib sab nraud, cov khw noj mov thiab pubs twb tau ntim lawv lub vaj thiab tom qab lub lim tiam ua haujlwm hnyav kuv yuav mus rau npias txias. Txawm li cas los xij, cov lus nug tseem tshuav, leej twg yuav nrog kuv mus thiab kuv yuav mus qhov twg?
Kuv khaws kuv iPhone, qhib nws thiab scroll los ntawm kuv cov apps. Pib?! Qhov ntawd yog nws, raws nraim qhov kuv tab tom nrhiav. Kuv mam li sim hu rau ob peb tus phooj ywg thiab pom tam sim ntawd leej twg muaj sij hawm dawb thiab tsis paub yuav ua li cas sau. Pepa, Tomáš, Erika... tsis yog, nws tsis haus npias, tab sis Klárka ua. Kuv mam li ntxiv ob peb tug ntxiv nrog luag nyav. Zoo, dab tsi txog Martin, nws tsis tuaj yeem ploj ntawm txhua qhov xwm txheej, tab sis kuv tsis muaj nws hauv daim ntawv thov.
Tsis muaj teeb meem. Txhua yam koj xav tau yog lub smartphone nrog lub iOS operating system lossis Android, thiab kuv tsuas yog caw nws mus rau daim ntawv thov tshiab los ntawm Staropramen. Kuv yuav xa nws caw nws ntawm Facebook, email, SMS lossis Twitter. Thaum nws rub tawm lub app, nws tuaj yeem teb tam sim rau kuv qhov kev sib tw Friday uas kuv tab tom yuav tsim.
Hauv Beer app?! koj xub xaiv cov phooj ywg los ntawm koj daim ntawv teev npe thiab tom qab ntawd xaiv hnub, sijhawm thiab qhov chaw ntawm qhov kev tshwm sim. Kuv teem hnub rau hnub no 20 teev tsaus ntuj thiab siv qhov kev tshawb nrhiav tsis siv neeg nkag mus rau qhov kuv nyiam pub. Kuv xa cov lus caw, tom qab ntawd txhua yam uas tseem tshuav yog tos cov phooj ywg los teb rau cov ntawv ceeb toom tuaj (yog tias lawv muaj lawv qhib). Kom paub meej, txhua yam koj yuav tsum ua yog los so koj tus ntiv tes ntawm qhov kev ceeb toom, thiab ob peb feeb cov ntawv ceeb toom qhia kuv tias Martin, Tomáš thiab Klárka tab tom mus rau npias. Txhua tus neeg hauv app tuaj yeem pom leej twg mus thiab leej twg nyob hnub no, thiab tuaj yeem caw lwm tus phooj ywg.
Leej twg yuav tsis paub txoj hauv kev mus rau qhov chaw xaiv, tuaj yeem ncaj qha los ntawm Pivo app ?! qhib navigation hauv maps los ntawm Apple. Cov neeg uas tsis nco qab yuav pom tias nws muaj txiaj ntsig kom muaj peev xwm ntxiv qhov xwm txheej sai sai rau daim ntawv qhia hnub. Tsuas yog nyem ib zaug thiab ib qho kev tshwm sim hu ua Beer! yuav tshwm rau koj daim ntawv qhia hnub.
Qhov no yog li cas txoj kev koj pib hnub Friday (thiab lwm yam) npias sib sau ua ke tuaj yeem zoo li tshiab. Pib app?! yog lub luag haujlwm ntawm Staropramen, tab sis nws yeej tsis tau teeb tsa cov xwm txheej hauv nws tias koj thiab koj cov phooj ywg tau caw nyob rau hauv txoj kev no yuav tsum tau noj tsuas yog nws lub npe, lossis raug caw tsuas yog rau cov chaw muaj npe los ntawm nws.
Rau qee tus, ib daim ntawv thov zoo sib xws hauv lub sijhawm ntawm pawg sib tham hauv Facebook lossis kev sib txuas lus ceev ntawm iMessage, npaj rau ib lub hom phiaj - caw npias - tej zaum yuav zoo li tsis muaj txiaj ntsig, tab sis dab tsi txog daim ntawv thov Beer ?! koj ntxias koj cov phooj ywg, nws tuaj yeem yog lwm txoj hauv kev zoo los pom zoo rau yav tsaus ntuj. Pib?! tuaj yeem nrhiav tau dawb hauv App Store, yog li kev sim tsis muaj dab tsi.
[app url=https://itunes.apple.com/cz/app/pivo-!/id975314379?mt=8]
Kuv tseem yuav pom ib qho shortcoming uas nws tsis tuaj yeem tawm tswv yim ntawm kev caw rau npias. Peb siv daim ntawv thov, tab sis tom qab ntawd peb tseem yuav tsum mus rau Facebook thiab pom zoo rau cov ntsiab lus. Yog tias nyob rau hauv daim ntawv thov ntawd nws muaj peev xwm ntxiv cov lus uas tsuas yog caw cov neeg siv tuaj yeem pom thiab sib txuas lus nrog ib leeg, lub app no yuav tsis muaj teeb meem! :-)
Yexus, qhov ntawd yog bullshit.
Tsis ntev tom ntej no yuav muaj daim ntawv thov Cígo?! Los yog Lub Toilet ib yam nkaus?!, thaum kuv lub xov tooj beeps tias kuv tsis tau pooped ntev ...
kuv tsis nkag siab li cas tib neeg tseem yuav mus haus npias...